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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
Source: darrenstummy-moved
Post reblogged from A Toy Maker's Creation with 527 notes
Can we stop with this already?
Things that are like abortion
- Abortion
Things that are not like abortion
- Slavery
- Genocide
- The Holocaust
- School shootings
Source: arguing-about-abortions
Post reblogged from A Toy Maker's Creation with 61,146 notes
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
Source: nintooner
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Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
nom nom nom
one pizza eating another pizza
cannabapizza
pizzabalism
Source: ForGIFs.com
Post reblogged from A Toy Maker's Creation with 312,020 notes
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
Source: koujakuebooks
Post reblogged from A Toy Maker's Creation with 159,842 notes
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Good for her.
fuck yeah
THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING
omfg
Source: fanoflegends
Photoset reblogged from The Official Blog of Director Danny Davila with 20,123 notes
In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result
Source: taxidermyextaordinaire
Photoset reblogged from into the universe with 59,409 notes
heY IM ON THERE WHOA
Source: thetextpostsfromhell
Post reblogged from The Official Blog of Director Danny Davila with 38,213 notes
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
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Post reblogged from La tête dans les nuages with 248,435 notes
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Source: icelikelollies
Photoset reblogged from La tête dans les nuages with 44,444 notes
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
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Post reblogged from La tête dans les nuages with 62,018 notes
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
Source: theladyserket
Photo reblogged from Geekery and Such with 31,384 notes
when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me
Source: brodave
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So I tweeted Tesco…
Source: canihaveahiddlestonplease
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