Hi, my name is Kyle. I'm a really lame, dorky 20 year old guy from nebraska and that's about it

29th July 2014

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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29th July 2014

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absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

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29th July 2014

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rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

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29th July 2014

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promised-love:

Topless Tuesday! Well, I’m not topless here, but I’m close enough.

promised-love:

Topless Tuesday! Well, I’m not topless here, but I’m close enough.

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29th July 2014

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chalkmanexe:

There is canonically a giant whale flying around in space in the Kingdom Hearts universe

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29th July 2014

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sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

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29th July 2014

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longhornbambam:

Thought you guys might enjoy my niece’s outfit for Comic-con - Imgur

longhornbambam:

Thought you guys might enjoy my niece’s outfit for Comic-con - Imgur

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29th July 2014

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solidasarockstar:

solidasarockstar:

#jobstopper done by @matty_d_mooney I couldn’t be happier with it!! She is a bit swollen and I can’t bend my fingers but I’ll post a better pic when she is healed. ❤🐍 #mattmooney #medusa #handtattoo #nofilter

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solidasarockstar:

solidasarockstar:

#jobstopper done by @matty_d_mooney I couldn’t be happier with it!! She is a bit swollen and I can’t bend my fingers but I’ll post a better pic when she is healed. ❤🐍 #mattmooney #medusa #handtattoo #nofilter

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29th July 2014

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29th July 2014

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do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

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29th July 2014

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did-you-kno:

In May of 2010 a $25 pizza was purchased with 10,000 Bitcoins.  Today, 10,000 Bitcoins is equal to $5,886,886 US Dollars.
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did-you-kno:

In May of 2010 a $25 pizza was purchased with 10,000 Bitcoins.  Today, 10,000 Bitcoins is equal to $5,886,886 US Dollars.

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29th July 2014

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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29th July 2014

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710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

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29th July 2014

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nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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29th July 2014

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unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

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