Hi, my name is Kyle. I'm a really lame, dorky 20 year old guy from nebraska and that's about it

20th September 2014

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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20th September 2014

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iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

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20th September 2014

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did-you-kno:

A 7-ft-wide home in London that was squeezed into a former driveway went on sale for £235,000. Note: this is not the narrowest house in London.  Source

did-you-kno:

A 7-ft-wide home in London that was squeezed into a former driveway went on sale for £235,000. Note: this is not the narrowest house in London. Source

20th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from you sunk words into my veins with 128,740 notes

Aubrey Plaza

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20th September 2014

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20th September 2014

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john7343:

This is like the 90th time I’ve reblogged this and I am sooooo not sorry

20th September 2014

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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20th September 2014

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brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

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20th September 2014

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sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

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20th September 2014

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youngblackandvegan:

i do not chase people

i do not chase men, and i do not chase friends

hell, i don’t even chase family

i’m here, and i’m important

i’m not running after people to prove that i matter

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20th September 2014

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aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

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20th September 2014

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thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

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20th September 2014

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greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

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20th September 2014

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a-novels-end:

Can we all just take a moment to listen to this beautiful 8-bit rendition of Adventure Time’s, I’m Just Your Problem, preformed by Marceline.

This is so smooth and amazing!

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20th September 2014

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milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

Source: chuckhistory